The Bible

==ONE TIEM DERE WAS DIS GUY, AND DIS GUY, HEW WERE COOLEDS. SO DEN HE MADE TEH MAGICS AND STUFF, AND DEN HE WERE ALL LIEK DATS COOL LOL, AND EVERYONE WAERE LIEK U SO COOL BRO, AND DEN TEH ANGRY ROMAINS DEY NO LIKE HIM SO DEY MAKE HIM GO UP ON A BIG t AND DEN HE FELLED OOFF AND DIED AND DEN EVERYONE WERE SAD FAEC, BUT DEN HE COMED BACK TO LIEF AND EVERYONE HADA MASSIVE RAVE PARTEH DE END LOL==