The Fig Tree

The Fig Tree is the single most important thing in the entire world, it is the centre of the universe, and it is the birthplace of the Almighty Raymond. The tree is not made of anything that has thus far been discovered by Humans or Tralfamadorians. Anyone who comes within 100 metres of the Fig Tree without acknowledging Raymond as the Creator of the Universe will die instantly and be buried under the Fig Tree. The Fig Tree will absorb the flesh from the body, giving the Almighty Raymond increased strength, wisdom and temporary immortality.